This isn’t just a Wii. This is THE Wii. The one that taught your nan how to bowl, the one that made your dad throw a Wiimote through the telly, the one that made your mum scream “PUT THE STRAP ON” at least 900 times.
What’s included in this unholy bundle of plastic chaos?
🌀 One Nintendo Wii console – white(ish). Once was pure. Now covered in enough dust to qualify as a time capsule.
🌀 Wii Sports – yes, the OG. Tennis, boxing, golf, bowling, baseball. Basically the game that destroyed more living rooms than a wrecking ball.
🌀 2 Wiimotes + nunchuks – they rattle, they creak, they might summon your childhood Miis in the middle of the night.
🌀 2 steering wheels – not for cars, obviously. Unless you’re feral enough to try.
🌀 A snake pit of cables – untangle them if you dare. Sensor bar included, it’s basically a magic stick that lets you point at things.
⚰️ Condition: Dusty. Tangled. Possibly cursed. Untested because if I boot this thing up I’ll lose 6 hours to Wii Bowling and forget to feed myself.
💀 Warning: May contain trapped Wii Fit trauma.
👹 May awaken your 2008 self.
🧛♂️ May cause immediate family arguments.
⸻
💸 £30 or nearest feral offer.
This isn’t just a Wii. This is THE Wii. The one that taught your nan how to bowl, the one that made your dad throw a Wiimote through the telly, the one that made your mum scream “PUT THE STRAP ON” at least 900 times.
What’s included in this unholy bundle of plastic chaos?
🌀 One Nintendo Wii console – white(ish). Once was pure. Now covered in enough dust to qualify as a time capsule.
🌀 Wii Sports – yes, the OG. Tennis, boxing, golf, bowling, baseball. Basically the game that destroyed more living rooms than a wrecking ball.
🌀 2 Wiimotes + nunchuks – they rattle, they creak, they might summon your childhood Miis in the middle of the night.
🌀 2 steering wheels – not for cars, obviously. Unless you’re feral enough to try.
🌀 A snake pit of cables – untangle them if you dare. Sensor bar included, it’s basically a magic stick that lets you point at things.
⚰️ Condition: Dusty. Tangled. Possibly cursed. Untested because if I boot this thing up I’ll lose 6 hours to Wii Bowling and forget to feed myself.
💀 Warning: May contain trapped Wii Fit trauma.
👹 May awaken your 2008 self.
🧛♂️ May cause immediate family arguments.
⸻
💸 £30 or nearest feral offer.
